MushmouthTB's game Reviews on Newgrounds

["crucify-me! Jesus"]

Observe.

So, I don't particularly care about the anti-christian themes and all that, so I'm not going to mention them in my review. The thing is, the game just isn't any fun, or any good for that matter. It would seem to me that this is little more than an attempt on your part to vent out your own frustration towards Christianity, which really is pretty immature. Aside from this, I mean come on, all you do is click Jesus a few times, hear the exact same "FUCKFUCK" audio each time, and then click the spear. So, beyond the fact that this is obviously an attempt to vent your own feelings, the game just isn't fun to play. I gave you a 3 here because, well, obviously you at least took the time to put this thing together.

[BattlePaint]

Right Brain

This is the greatest right-brain time waster I've ever played in my life. It includes my love of random bursting colors with my love of shooting things frantically. Thanks for making this.

[Closure]

And yet it glows.

For some reason this reminds me of Nintendo's And Yet it Moves, which isn't a bad thing at all. I think it's the art that most reminds me of it. I think the concept here is what sets it apart from other games. You have a light, and the things you can't see don't exist. Brilliant.

[The Essay]

Hell yeah.

I made it to 1:40!!! That was hectic, for a typing game! It's interesting, because it seems like this is not only fun, but a good way to hone one's typing skills.

[The Scale of the Universe]

Amazing

This is the type of thing one would expect to see as a presentation for a college science finals exam. Very fucking nice! Brilliant.